A woman awo­ke one mor­ning and to her sur­pri­se she saw that the­re was a goril­la in her tree. She cal­led ani­mal con­trol and soon enough a man pul­led up in a white van. He got out of his van and took a look at the situa­ti­on. He goes into his van and pulls out a pair of hand­cuffs, a long stick, a chiu­aua and a shot­gun. After wit­nessing this the woman say to him “What do you need all that for?” 

The man replied “Well ma’am I’m gon­na climb this here tree and poke the goril­la with this stick. When he falls out of the tree the chiu­aua is going to bite him in his balls. When the goril­la rea­ches down to grab the dog I’m gon­na put the hand­cuffs on him and haul him away.” The woman then says “Well then what the hell is the shot­gun for?” To which the man replies “Well, the gun is for you. If I fall out of the tree…shoot the god­damn chiuaua.”