{"id":948,"date":"2008-12-09T20:50:31","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T19:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jayjay.bplaced.net\/2008\/12\/09\/studentensprueche-die-zte\/"},"modified":"2008-12-09T20:50:37","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T19:50:37","slug":"studentensprueche-die-zte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/2008\/12\/09\/studentensprueche-die-zte\/","title":{"rendered":"Stu\u00adden\u00adten\u00adspr\u00fc\u00adche die&nbsp;zte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Da ich die xte ja glaub ich schon mal als Titel hat\u00adte (ich soll\u00adte mal mit\u00adz\u00e4h\u00adlen, dach\u00adte nicht dass es meh\u00adre\u00adre Ein\u00adtr\u00e4\u00adge geben w\u00fcr\u00adde\u2026), heu\u00adte die&nbsp;zte:<br>\nStu\u00addent A, Stu\u00addent B. Situa\u00adti\u00adon: Kurz vor der Pr\u00fcfung<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A: Und, gutes Gef\u00fchl f\u00fcr die Pr\u00fc\u00adfung? Kannst was?<br>\nB: Naja, geht so. F\u00fcr die <span class=\"numbers\">5<\/span>&nbsp;Fra\u00adgen sollts reichen.<br>\nA: Ich hab geh\u00f6rt, es sind <span class=\"numbers\">8<\/span>&nbsp;Fragen.<br>\nB: Ja, eben, des\u00adhalb beant\u00adwor\u00adte ich <span class=\"numbers\">5<\/span>, damit ich eine Fra\u00adge als Puf\u00adfer&nbsp;habe.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Der <span class=\"numbers\">4<\/span>er ist der <span class=\"numbers\">1<\/span>ser des klei\u00adnen Mannes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da ich die xte ja glaub ich schon mal als Titel hat\u00adte (ich soll\u00adte mal mit\u00adz\u00e4h\u00adlen, dach\u00adte nicht dass es meh\u00adre\u00adre Ein\u00adtr\u00e4\u00adge geben w\u00fcr\u00adde\u2026), heu\u00adte die&nbsp;zte: Stu\u00addent A, Stu\u00addent B. Situa\u00adti\u00adon: Kurz vor der Pr\u00fc\u00adfung A: Und, gutes Gef\u00fchl f\u00fcr die Pr\u00fc\u00adfung? Kannst was? B: Naja, geht so. F\u00fcr die <span class=\"numbers\">5<\/span>&nbsp;Fra\u00adgen sollts rei\u00adchen. A:&nbsp;Ich&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[7,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}