{"id":476,"date":"2007-02-03T09:32:15","date_gmt":"2007-02-03T08:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jayjay.bplaced.net\/?p=476"},"modified":"2007-02-03T09:32:15","modified_gmt":"2007-02-03T08:32:15","slug":"ganz-neu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/2007\/02\/03\/ganz-neu\/","title":{"rendered":"Ganz neu!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bald neu! Nur&nbsp;hier!<br>\nAb n\u00e4ch\u00adster Woche ist die Durst\u00adstrecke des Web\u00adlogs wie\u00adder zuen\u00adde, und ich wer\u00adde wie\u00adder Ein\u00adtr\u00e4\u00adge ver\u00ad\u00f6f\u00adfent\u00adli\u00adchen. Hat\u00adte in letz\u00adter Zeit ein\u00adfach zu viel um die Ohren, aber nach der Pr\u00fc\u00adfung am Mon\u00adtag (ja, in den Seme\u00adster\u00adfe\u00adri\u00aden\u2026) habe ich wie\u00adder Zeit. Bis dahin m\u00f6ch\u00adte ich euch fol\u00adgen\u00addes nicht vor\u00adent\u00adhal\u00adten: (gefun\u00adden: irgend\u00adwo, schwirrt halt grad durchs Internet)<\/p>\n<p>Soll\u00adte im Zug oder Flug\u00adzeug jemand neben dir sit\u00adzen der dich nervt, dann\u2026<br>\n<span class=\"numbers\">1<\/span>. Oeff\u00adne ruhig und gelas\u00adsen dei\u00adne Laptoptasche.<br>\n<span class=\"numbers\">2<\/span>. Nimm dei\u00adnen Lap\u00adtop heraus.<br>\n<span class=\"numbers\">3<\/span>. Schal\u00adte ihn&nbsp;ein.<br>\n<span class=\"numbers\">4<\/span>. Ver\u00adsi\u00adche\u00adre dich, dass die ner\u00advi\u00adge Per\u00adson dei\u00adnen Bild\u00adschirm sehen&nbsp;kann.<br>\n<span class=\"numbers\">5<\/span>. Oeff\u00adne die\u00adse e\u2011mail.<br>\n<span class=\"numbers\">6<\/span>. Schlie\u00adsse dei\u00adne Augen und hebe dei\u00adnen Kopf zum Himmel.<br>\n<span class=\"numbers\">7<\/span>. Dann star\u00adte die\u00adsen Link: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecleverest.com\/countdown.swf\">http:\/\/\u200bwww\u200b.the\u200bcle\u200bve\u200brest\u200b.com\/\u200bc\u200bo\u200bu\u200bn\u200bt\u200bd\u200bo\u200bw\u200bn\u200b.\u200bswf<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bald neu! Nur&nbsp;hier! Ab n\u00e4ch\u00adster Woche ist die Durst\u00adstrecke des Web\u00adlogs wie\u00adder zuen\u00adde, und ich wer\u00adde wie\u00adder Ein\u00adtr\u00e4\u00adge ver\u00ad\u00f6f\u00adfent\u00adli\u00adchen. Hat\u00adte in letz\u00adter Zeit ein\u00adfach zu viel um die Ohren, aber nach der Pr\u00fc\u00adfung am Mon\u00adtag (ja, in den Seme\u00adster\u00adfe\u00adri\u00aden\u2026) habe ich wie\u00adder Zeit. Bis dahin m\u00f6ch\u00adte ich euch fol\u00adgen\u00addes nicht vor\u00adent\u00adhal\u00adten: (gefun\u00adden: irgend\u00adwo, schwirrt halt&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}