A woman awo\u00adke one mor\u00adning and to her sur\u00adpri\u00adse she saw that the\u00adre was a goril\u00adla in her tree. She cal\u00adled ani\u00admal con\u00adtrol and soon enough a man pul\u00adled up in a white van. He got out of his van and took a look at the situa\u00adti\u00adon. He goes into his van and pulls out a pair of hand\u00adcuffs, a long stick, a chiu\u00adaua and a shot\u00adgun. After wit\u00adnessing this the woman say to him \u201cWhat do you need all that for?\u201d <\/p>\n
The man replied \u201cWell ma\u2019am I\u2019m gon\u00adna climb this here tree and poke the goril\u00adla with this stick. When he falls out of the tree the chiu\u00adaua is going to bite him in his balls. When the goril\u00adla rea\u00adches down to grab the dog I\u2019m gon\u00adna put the hand\u00adcuffs on him and haul him away.\u201d The woman then says \u201cWell then what the hell is the shot\u00adgun for?\u201d To which the man replies \u201cWell, the gun is for you. If I fall out of the tree\u2026shoot the god\u00addamn chiuaua.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A woman awo\u00adke one mor\u00adning and to her sur\u00adpri\u00adse she saw that the\u00adre was a goril\u00adla in her tree. She cal\u00adled ani\u00admal con\u00adtrol and soon enough a man pul\u00adled up in a white van. He got out of his van and took a look at the situa\u00adti\u00adon. He goes into his van and pulls out a pair of hand\u00adcuffs, a long [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}