{"id":106,"date":"2005-06-16T17:15:08","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T15:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jayjay.bplaced.net\/?p=106"},"modified":"2011-07-23T22:07:51","modified_gmt":"2011-07-23T20:07:51","slug":"so-isses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/2005\/06\/16\/so-isses\/","title":{"rendered":"So isses\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich w\u00fcr\u00adde nur in ein Alters\u00adheim gehen wenns nicht anders m\u00f6g\u00adlich&nbsp;ist.<br>\nAllei\u00adne der heu\u00adti\u00adge&nbsp;Tag:<br>\nSchwe\u00adster X, der Frau Y&nbsp;ist schwind\u00adlig, sie hat nen Blut\u00addruck von <sup class=\"numerator\"><span class=\"numbers\">90<\/span><\/sup>\u2044<sub class=\"denominator\"><span class=\"numbers\">60<\/span><\/sub> und schaut sehr blass&nbsp;aus.<br>\nSchwe\u00adster X: Das ist normal.<br>\n\u2014<br>\nSchwe\u00adster X, die Frau Z&nbsp;braucht Sau\u00ader\u00adstoff, ihre Fla\u00adsche ist gera\u00adde leer gewor\u00adden, und hin\u00adten ste\u00adhen kei\u00adne&nbsp;mehr!<br>\nSchwe\u00adster X: Dann muss sie halt warten\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Aber wehe, die Bet\u00adten sind nicht ordent\u00adlich gemacht, oder die V\u00f6gel haben nix zu&nbsp;essen\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich w\u00fcr\u00adde nur in ein Alters\u00adheim gehen wenns nicht anders m\u00f6g\u00adlich&nbsp;ist. Allei\u00adne der heu\u00adti\u00adge&nbsp;Tag: Schwe\u00adster X, der Frau Y&nbsp;ist schwind\u00adlig, sie hat nen Blut\u00addruck von <span class=\"numbers\">90<\/span>\u2044<span class=\"numbers\">60<\/span> und schaut sehr blass&nbsp;aus. Schwe\u00adster X: Das ist nor\u00admal.\u200a\u2014\u200aSchwe\u00adster X, die Frau Z&nbsp;braucht Sau\u00ader\u00adstoff, ihre Fla\u00adsche ist gera\u00adde leer gewor\u00adden, und hin\u00adten ste\u00adhen kei\u00adne&nbsp;mehr! Schwe\u00adster X:&nbsp;Dann&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jayjay.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}